| 2004-12-01 / 11:28 a.m. |
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READS RINGS |
Last night, sometime during the three o'clock hour, Trusty and I were roused from our slumber by some idiot needing a tow. I figured I may as well get up and go pee. However, when I flushed, the toilet took a fit, spontaneously flushed an extra time or two and continued to run, despite my handle-jiggling. "I think the chain's off 'cause there's no tension on the handle," I reported sleepily. And then I rolled to the kitchen for a sip of water because Queens, neither of the Glitter nor homo persuasion, do not do toilets. When I returned to bed the toilet was quiet and Trusty was re-ensconced in the blanket. "Stupid toilet," I mumbled. Trusty answered "Yeah. Well maybe it looks at you and thinks 'stupid ass'." |
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